What in the Housewives hell is going on?

Engaged on Mother’s Day. Dennis was there. When did ya’ll even start dating? Wasn’t you just filming at Falynn’s house for Halloween?? Porsha, are you pregnant??? So many questions.

The bureau went into overdrive with this one and the Innanet is in shambles.

To quickly bring you up to speed, Real Housewives of Atlanta wrapped it’s 13th season on Mother’s Day Sunday. The season was centered around a sex scandal involving Atlanta peach, Porsha Williams, 39, and a stripper, Bolo (with the pogo stick). This season, Porsha also introduced us to Falynn Guobadia as a friend to the show. Porsha and Falynn visited each other’s homes multiple times during the season, including when Falynn invited Tanya, Porsha, and Porsha’s sister, Lauren to her pool. The hospitality was returned when Lauren hosted an appreciation party for Porsha for her work with the BLM movement.

Rumors began to swirl on Sunday when The Jasmine Brand blasted pics of Porsha cozied up to Simon with a huge rock on her left hand. Porsha confirmed the rumors the next day.

In a lengthy post, Porsha took to her IG page late Monday night to do what is obviously damage control saying in part, “Our relationship began a month ago – yes we are crazy in love. She went on to say, “For all of you that need facts, I get the optics but Simon filed for divorce from a previous marriage in January. I had nothing to do with their divorce filing. That’s between the two of them.” She concluded with a clarification that she and Falynn “are not friends” although the internet begs to differ, seeing as how she was the one who brought Falynn onto the show.

In a separate post to his IG followers, Simon said the following, “I asked her to marry me because we checked ALL of each other’s boxes, and then some. We have done the individual work to sustain a healthy relationship, and I stand next to her, proud that we found each other. What we have is what we wish every single one of you out there – happiness. So when I asked…she said yes. That is ALL that mattered.”

RadarOnline reports the couple’s divorce agreement agreed that Falynn will not talk trash about him publicly. Falynn will not receive any spousal support or alimony. He is walking away with all of his cars and his separate properties.

I mean…….he does kinda look like Dennis and he’s clearly got money, so we can’t say Simon is not her type. In any case, as long as they are happy, then I guess congratulations are in order. One thing’s for sure, them ratings gone hit different next season. I betchu Andy Cohen is somewhere smiling and reviewing contracts as we speak.

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